Jun. 29th, 2011

amielzbth: (Mitchell 2)
I was on the R train last night on my way from work sitting next to an elderly lady. I was peacefully reading Charlaine Harris' "Dead Reckoning" on my Kindle for Android (my cell phone) when the lady next to me adjusted her seating and let a huge fart rip from her ass. I mean this was loud! It sounded like a motorboat was speeding up out of her rectum. She then said "You know, I believe that Monday was created by Hell". And the dialogue began:

Dialogue... )

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